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Columns Entertainment Literary Arts Wole Olaoye

Toast to Soyinka & Olatunji Dare

An ingrate is but a robber in disguise. I am thrilled to celebrate, on the same platform today, two great Nigerians who have impacted greatly on our collective intellectual environment and whose birthdays providentially fall within a few days of each other. Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka turned 90 on July 13 while Emeritus Professor Olatunji Read More…

Posted on July 14, 2024July 14, 2024 Author EditPro Comment(0)
Columns Maxim Uzoatu Nigeria

President Tinubu Discovers Ice In Macondo

Let the whole wide world join me in universal celebration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu who has just repeated the immortal feat of discovering ice. The first time ice was ever discovered in human history was in the novel One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. According to the opening sentence of One Read More…

Posted on August 14, 2023August 14, 2023 Author metro-admin2 Comment(0)
Columns Maxim Uzoatu Satire

Who Wrote Things Fall Apart?

 It all started at the local secondary school in Ndiorumbe when the literature teacher, Holy Nwankpi, asked his students: “Who wrote Things Fall Apart?” The first student pleaded his innocence thusly: “I didn’t write it-o!” Another student pointed an accusing finger at the denying student and screamed: “He is a liar. I know he wrote Read More…

Posted on August 7, 2023August 8, 2023 Author metro-admin2 Comment(0)
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